Jesus

Just logged in and saw the date of my last post. Bleah. No wonder I get shit from Muskrat every time I see her these days about never updating. Something about living with a couple that forms a vortex of doom around them...it kinda kills my desire to talk about myself. Soon that will be remedied, however. For now, I've been kicking this around in my head for a bit so here goes-a love note to those of you out there who smoke, and those of you who have quit.

Times I want a cigarette

When I wake up
After I shower
Before breakfast*
After breakfast*
Before leaving the house for work
On the way to work
Before I start work**
Several times during a shift
Like after dealing with a real fuckwit
Or a total bitch
Or one of those people who thinks that I actually care about their health
When I get off work
Before dinner
After dinner
After sex
Before going to bed
And that doesn't include whenever I'm outside and not engaged in intese physical activity.

*I don't usually eat breakfast.
**If I have time.